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Archive for March, 2006

I Chopped Off My Daddem's Afro

Friday, March 31st, 2006

Bwahaha.  I just cut my dad’s hair for the first time.  I hardly got a warning either.   “Coie, you’re going to cut my hair tomorrow.”  *Grin* “Uh oh…I don’t think I can do that.” “Sure you can!” “But ummm….errrr….the clippers are really crummy.” *Frown* “They used to work didn’t they?” “Yeah.” *Grin* “Then we […]

The Southern Conspiracy

Thursday, March 30th, 2006

It clicked last night.  The light bulb went off.  Realization struck me.  It makes so much more sense.  No, I’m not talking about Algebra.  I finally figured out why people are so nice to us and the Suarez Family out here.  We are not charming in the least bit, and that's what got my suspicions […]

Going Audio

Wednesday, March 29th, 2006

Ok, here's my first audio post….More of a test….Don't make fun of me.   Audio 032906

Calling All Dummies

Tuesday, March 28th, 2006

Aren't I doing great?  I've been posting every day! *ahem* On with the post…   I unpacked one of the boxes in my closet yesterday.  I’ve got four to go now.  Yes, I know I moved in 2 months ago.  I’ve already unpacked the important stuff, at any rate.   Anyways, in this box was […]

Sure, My Name's In the Bible

Monday, March 27th, 2006

When I was about 9 years old I had a Psalty’s Bible.  In the back there was a picture and I can’t remember it exactly, but I think it just had a bunch of names placed here and there and it was supposed to be “God’s Children”.  Of course, Coie was not there.  I always […]


Sunday, March 26th, 2006

I’ve finally classified my mom:  She’s a claustrophobic apathetic pessimistic hypochondriac. We’re working on writing a song for her.  Mom and I were having fun trying to sing it last night.    Anyways, I was driving home from the grocery store a few weeks ago and a car with only one headlight passed me.  I […]

Listen Up!

Saturday, March 25th, 2006

If you can hear music right now, that's good.  Even though it means you are probably using Microsoft Internet Explorer.  And if you can't hear it, then you are probably using Firefox, your speakers are off, or you don't have a soundcard.  🙂   I “composed” this song last year.  How do ya like it? […]

Wood 'N' Oil

Friday, March 24th, 2006

*Ahem* Well, as you can see by my dad’s comment, we are all back to normal.  And he admitted that was his breath he smelled, not mine.  😀   Anyways, my dad likes me to work with him and learn stuff like welding, painting, building stuff, tying weird knots, changing the brakes and tires on […]

Them Sproutin' Thangs Done Saved Our Lives

Tuesday, March 21st, 2006

Seeing as how no one has dropped dead and the flu symptoms are gone, I’m figuring the afore mentioned deadly onions saved our lives.  Here my hypothesis told in a 3rd person narrative.   It was a breezy, warm day in East Tennessee on the Igarashi Goat and Curry Ranch.  The Igarashi and Suarez kids […]


Friday, March 17th, 2006

My head feels like it has the flu.  That's right; just my head.  Not my toes.  Maybe it's the onions. No one has dropped dead yet.  Updates to follow.  Oh, and when are people going to put taste and smell on a CD?  They've already covered sight and sound.  Anyways, when the smell ones come […]